KABABS AND ASSORTED BONES

Hotbabe is concerned. Very concerned. Is this what she really wanted? Was this THE guy for her? All these uncertainties… all these doubts… Instead of being away from everyone, she is now in their very midst with almost no privacy. And to top it all, this was to be the night she was supposed to have waited for all this time. She could feel a headache coming on...

Enter our hero, Yeman. He's a little uncertain on what to say. So, he blurts out the first thing that comes to mind:

Yeman: "What's up... ?"

Hotbabe: Takes one look at him and almost bursts out laughing. She suppresses the urge to retort "You tell me" and instead intones a "Oh, nothing ... "

Yeman, realizing the question was kind of dumb, feels at a loss for words. Suddenly, a knock on the door ...

Yeman: Thinks - Bach gaya!

Hotbabe: Thinks - Great, just what I need. Another kabaab-mein-haddi

Mom-in-law: At the door Beta, yeh garam doodh ley lo ...

Hotbabe thinks - Wonderful! He drinks the milk and that's the end of that. First thing you know, he's fast asleep and snoring. Of course, she doesn't realize that sleep is the farthest thing from
Ye-man's mind ...

Yeman: Nahi, mummyjee, rehne do...

Mom-in-law: Beta, doctor ne kaha hai...

Hotbabe, eyebrows raised, looks at Yeman.

Yeman to Hotbabe: Mujhe calcium deficiency hai ... and to his mom: Mummyjee abhi nahi. Rehne do ...

Mom-in-law: Lekin beta, doctor ne to kaha hai tumhe energy chahiye ...

Hotbabe almost bursts out laughing

Yemen: Mummy, please... !

Mom-in-law: Very reluctantly Oh, achcha...

Hotbabe sighs

Yeman: Sorry... Mummy kabhi-kabhi overdo kar deti hain...

Hotbabe: A little uncertain on how to respond: Ohh...