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the dawn
of romance and the commencement of history; |
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a word that should
be pronounced as "mirage";
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a very good way
to promote civilization – reason:
If you get a good wife you will be happy,
if you get a bad one you will become
a philosopher; |
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a process much like
a cafeteria - you carefully look over
the choices, select what looks the best
- and pay later; |
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an event which is
called "tying the knot" -
unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;
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a word which always
means commitment - but so does insanity;
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a ceremony favored
in Shimla - it's the only way to beat
their cold winters and lack of central
heating; |
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something that changes
the performance of a driver - there
is no longer any effort needed to keep
both hands on the wheel; |
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the only permanent
cure for love; |
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is only compatible
when the man makes a living and his
wife makes living worthwhile; |
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the only adventure
open to the cowardly; |
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something like a
feast - unfortunately, sometimes the
appetizer is better than the main course;
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a group which consists
of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves,
making in all, two; |
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the alliance of two
people, one who never remembers birthdays,
and the other who never forgets them;
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the process that
turns a female from an attraction into
a distraction; |
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a legal custom which
turns a man into the captive audience
of his wife; |
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a rite where two
people, under the influence most violent,
most insane, most delusive, and most
transient of passions, are required
to swear that they will remain in that
excited, abnormal and exhausting condition
until death do them part; |
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is the only legal
method of suppressing freedom of speech;
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is made out of two
toothbrushes but a single toothpaste
tube; |
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is just a three-ring
circus: engagement, wedding, and suffering;
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the process of finding
out the kind of guy your wife would
have preferred; |
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a condition
where no wife gets what she expected,
and no husband expected what he was
getting; |
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the
ceremony which provides a man with something
that, sooner or later, he will find
he can't blame on the government; |
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is much like a pair
of shears, so joined so the parts cannot
be separated, often moving in opposite
directions, yet always punishing anyone
who tries to come between them; |
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the continuous process
of getting used to things you never
expected; |
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a status which depends
upon two to be successful but only one
to turn into a failure; |
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is a book in which
the first chapter is written in poetry
and the rest of the book is prose; |
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like
a bargain, and a sensible person understands
that he / she must get a better bargain;
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in Japanese is called
"Judo" - the art of conquering
by yielding. |
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a confrontation
which always demands the greatest understanding
of the subtle art of insincerity possible
between two human beings; |
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is not a word, but
a sentence; |
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a delightful form
of combat where you get to sleep with
the enemy; |
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an investment that
pays big dividends if you manage to
keep up the interest. |