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a person
who has learned to turn off the car
engine when his wife says: "I'll
be there in a minute" |
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another,
and probably more precise way, to spell
marriage |
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a person
who cannot live in the institution of
marriage - but doesn't mind frequent
visits |
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a legal
fiction exactly like marriage, but without
the major benefits |
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Something
which, if directed to your wife, will
lighten your marriage - even if it frightens
her at first. |
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a physical
craving which appears at puberty and
ends at marriage |
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a device
that may help a marriage - then again,
the couple may drift apart |
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someone
who is too beautiful for words - but
not for arguments; |
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the one person with
whom if you win an argument - you lose;
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a great comfort
during her husband's troubles - those,
that as a bachelor, he would never have
had; |
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a person who sits
up with you when you are sick, and puts
up with you when you are not; |
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a female who would
rather mend your ways than your socks;
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a woman who can complain
she has nothing to wear while saying
in the same breath she needs more cupboard
space; |
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a spouse
who is sometimes so, because she has
the best husband - more often it is
that she makes the best of the husband
she has |
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one
who makes her husband feel as if he
is head of the house when, in reality,
he is ONLY chairman of a companys |
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