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Marriage
is a mutual relationship if both parties know
when to be mute.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Marriage is an institution - but who wants
to live in an institution?
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but
so far I haven't been able to find anybody
who'll take what I have to give.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get
used to it, it's not so hot.
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the
outside are trying to get in. Those on the
inside are trying to get out.
Marriage is a way of finding out what kind
of man your wife would have preferred.
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does
insanity.
Marriage still confers one very special privilege
- only a married person can get divorced.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put
on the finger of the lady and around the hands
and feet of the man.
Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped
animal has to buy the license.
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband
never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm
lucky to have them.
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence -
a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after
the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage certificate is just another word
for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but
also having Worries Inherited For Ever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types
of rings:
The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
The Suffe-Ring
The Endu-ring
It is true that love is blind but marriage
is definitely an eye-opener.
It's true that all men are born free and equal,
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