If you love
something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours
to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses
your telephone, takes your money and doesn't
appear to realize that you set it free...
You either married it or gave birth to it!
He: You look like a smart girl; let's get
married.
She: Nothing doing: I'm just as smart as I
look.
She: Will you promise me never to gamble?
He: But aren't we to be married?
"Do you think that Jack will love me
even more when we are married?"
"My
dear, of course he will. He just adores married
women!"
Rohit: Tell me, darling, do you like my moustache?
Rita: Between you and me, I don't.
Husband : You know dear, our son got his brain
from me.
Wife : I think he did, I've still got mine
with me!
A husband said to his wife, "Your mother
has been living with us for 5 years now. Isn't
it time she got herself her own apartment?"
"My mother?" said the wife, "I
thought she was your mother!"
A couple had three children. Two of them were
bright, smart, and handsome but the third
child was dull, ugly, and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked,
"Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third
child really mine?"
"Yes, dear,"
replied the wife, "but the other two
are not."
At the silver wedding anniversary party, a
husband was standing in one corner, looking
very sad.
"What's the matter?"
asked his friend.
"Well, a week
after marriage, I got fed up and wanted to
kill my wife, but my lawyer said that I would
get 25 years. Now I realise that today I would
have been a free man."
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded
her husband, "Do you remember when you
proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that
I didn't talk for an hour?"
The hubby replied, "Yes, honey, that
was the happiest hour of my life."
When a guy marries, his wife has three qualities.
She is an economist in the kitchen,
an aristocrat in the living room and
a devil in bed.
After a few years, sure enough the three qualities
remain, but not in the same order
She is an aristocrat in the kitchen,
a devil in the living room and
an economist in bed.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
“You know, I was a fool when I married
you”.The husband replied, “Yes
dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
it”. |