The wife
has the last word in any argument.
Anything her hubby says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
"Yesterday,
I asked Priya for her hand."
"Did
she give it to you?"
"Unfortunately, in my eye".
"He looked so stupid when he proposed
to me"
"Well, my dear, look what a stupid thing
he was doing!"
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
can have. The older she gets the more interested
he is in her!
A man was complaining to a friend "I
had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big
car, the love of a beautiful woman and then,
Poof! it was all gone!" "What happened?"
asked the friend. "My wife found out..."
Women will never be equal to men until they
can walk down the street with a bald head
and still think they look good!
A man is incomplete until he is married. After
that, he is finished.
Getting married is very much like going to
a continental restaurant with friends. You
order what you want, then when you see what
the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that.
At the party, one woman said to another, "Aren't
you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?" The other replied, "Yes,
I am - I married the wrong man."
Marriage is an institution in which a man
loses his bachelor's degree and the woman
get her master's.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know,
son, I'm still paying for it."
Young son, "Is it true, Dad, that in
some countries a man doesn't know his wife
until he marries her?"
Father, "That happens in most countries,
son."
I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married; and then it was too late.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and
take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
When a newly married man looks happy, we
know why.
But, when a ten-year married man looks happy
- we wonder why! |