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must be married; know someone who has been
married or possibly even have a married family
member ;) The following is not intended as
an endorsement of that condition. Nor is it
intended to condemn the sanctity of marriage
as a whole. Actually, there is no such motive,
just a desire to entertain with a little humour
and from what someone had said, as ‘little’
humour as possible. Just
sit back and enjoy, have a few chuckles
at your partner's / lover's / (dare I say
it?) spouse's expense!
Women's snappy replies to men
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there
anymore.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go
to mine.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, even my seat will be, if you
sit down.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: I would go to the end of the world
for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die
happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably
die laughing.
Matrimonial ad of a ‘Tapori’
from Mumbai
Skip
this if you’re not from Mumbai
Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo
aur 6 phoot height, kya?!......Abhi who
bole to kaya hai na, apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ko maangta, isiliye yeah advertisement
apun paper me chaap re la hai...
Maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka
pungi bajayela hai, magar kya hai naa, apun
ka bhi izzat hai baap markit me!!! Apun
ko bhi public shaadi bia me bulati hai,
who bhi izzat se! Saal ka 5-6 peti to apun
aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole
to daaru aur bidi, ab who kon nahi pita?
Yaar akkha bada bada log apun log se bhi
jaasti chaada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye ke saath
me nikele to public ki jal ke raakh ho jawe!
Bole to ekdum jhakaas maal! Patakha, ekdum
patakha... thoda padi likhi hogi to chalega,
kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne
ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka haat pair
jodna padta hai...
Apun jo hai na, shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar
jaayinga, iman se... apun ka baccha log
ko pada likha tapori banayinga... bole to
'tapori doctor', 'tapori computerwala' aur
bohat kuch...Maa kasam, shadi ke baad apun
ek bhi chikni ko line nahi dega...
Dekho baap, apun shadi ke baad me koi chokri
ki phamily ka lafda nahi chahiye…
bole to, kabab me haddi nahi baane ka kya!
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact
karne ka, kya?!
Contact:
Munna Mobile
Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420
Pareshan Road,
Bhai Ka Area.
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