| "Why
aren't you married yet?"
Guys and girls! You must be facing this
perpetual problem of someone asking you,
"Why aren't you married yet?",
right? Well, here are some ideas on what
to reply…
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You
haven't asked for it yet |
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I was hoping to
do something meaningful with my life
|
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Because I just love
hearing this question |
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Just lucky, I guess |
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(Girls) It gives
my mother something to live for |
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(Girls) My fiancee
is awaiting his parole |
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(Guys) I'm still
hoping for a shot at Miss India |
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Do you know how
hard it is to get two tickets of ‘Yaadein’? |
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I'm waiting until
I get to be your age |
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It didn't seem worth
a blood test |
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(Girls) I already
have enough laundry to do, thank you |
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Because I think
it would take all the fun out of my
dating ventures |
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My hostel doesn't
allow spouses |
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I wouldn't want
my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness |
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What? And lose all
the money I've invested in matrimonials? |
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We really want to,
but my lover's spouse just wouldn’t
agree |
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I don't want to
have to support another person on my
salary |
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What? And spoil
my great sex life? |
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Why aren't you slim? |
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I'm married to my
career, although recently we have been
considering a trial separation |
Marriage
is a four lettered word
A young couple were married and then embarked
on their honeymoon.
When they returned, the bride ran to the phone
and called her mother, who asked, "How
was your honeymoon, dear?"
"Oh,
mama!" she replied, "The honeymoon
was so wonderful and romantic...". Then,
suddenly she burst out crying and said "But
mama, as soon as we returned home, he started
using the most horrible language... things
I'd never heard before! I mean, all those
awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get
me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Darling, darling," her mother
said, "calm down and tell me, what words
could be so awful?"
The daughter cried, "please don't make
me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed - they're
just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"
"Oh, darling, you must tell me what
has you so upset... tell me these horrible
4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh,
mama... you know… words like WASH,
IRON, COOK, DUST and all that"
Guys vs. Men
Men know what they want to be doing five
years down the road
Guys are not sure what they want to be doing
later tonight
Men wear ties with stripes, shirts with
buttons, and shoes with laces
Guys wear high school T-shirts they've actually
owned since high school
Men balance their checkbooks
Guys balance their loans so that they never
hit up the same buddy twice in a row
Men claim to be feminist but still insist
on opening doors, driving, and paying for
dinner
Guys claim to be feminists so they can let
YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner
Men are afraid of becoming their fathers
Guys are afraid of becoming men
Men put you on the phone when their mothers
call
Guys pretend you're not there when their
moms call
Men start their own businesses
Guys quit their jobs
Men are experts on women's erogenous zones
Guys are experts on their own erogenous
zones |