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Marriage Humour IV

 
You must be married; know someone who has been married or possibly even have a married family member ;) The following is not intended as an endorsement of that condition. Nor is it intended to condemn the sanctity of marriage as a whole. Actually, there is no such motive, just a desire to entertain with a little humour and from what someone had said, as ‘little’ humour as possible.

Just sit back and enjoy, have a few chuckles at your partner's / lover's / (dare I say it?) spouse's expense!



Children’s ideas on marriage

What is marriage?

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents""When somebody's been meeting for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out.

How does a person decide whom to marry?
"You flip a coin. Heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.""My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."

What is the right age to get married?

"Eighty-four Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.""Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife

"How did your mom and dad meet?"

They were at a party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."

"My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind."


Marriage & Indian Ads


Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike

Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.

If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - Vicks

If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca

Girl says NO!
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage - Mirinda

Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do - Daewoo

If some one wants to write a love letter to his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna - Rotomac.

If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.

Boy riding a bike with neighbour's girl
Neighbours envy owner's pride - Onida.

Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.

A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra - Colgate.

For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi, main aur mera - Bagpiper Whisky.

For a guy or gal who hasn't yet found one
Dhoondte reh jaoge - Surf Exel
 
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