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Humour IV
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You
must be married; know someone who has been
married or possibly even have a married family
member ;) The following is not intended as
an endorsement of that condition. Nor is it
intended to condemn the sanctity of marriage
as a whole. Actually, there is no such motive,
just a desire to entertain with a little humour
and from what someone had said, as ‘little’
humour as possible.
Just sit back and enjoy, have a few chuckles
at your partner's / lover's / (dare I say
it?) spouse's expense!
Children’s ideas on marriage
What
is marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your
girl and don't have to give her back to her
parents""When somebody's been meeting
for a while, the boy might propose to the
girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a
whole life, or at least until we have kids
and get divorced, but you got to do one particular
thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's
wondering what the thing is and whether it's
naughty or not. She can't wait to find out.
How
does a person decide whom to marry?
"You flip a coin. Heads means you stay
with him and tails means you try the next
one.""My mother says to look for
a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll
find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
What
is the right age to get married?
"Eighty-four Because at that age, you
don't have to work anymore, and you can spend
all your time loving each other in your bedroom.""Once
I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find
me a wife
"How
did your mom and dad meet?"
They were at a party at a friend's house.
Then they went for a drive, but their car
broke down...It was a good thing, because
it gave them a chance to find out about their
values."
"My father was doing some strange chores
for my mother. They won't tell me what kind."
Marriage &
Indian Ads
Want to propose a girl
Just do it - Nike
Before going to propose to a girl
Believe in the best - BPL.
If you are hesitating before proposing to
a girl
Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo
- Vicks
If you are going to propose to a girl
Chances are 50-50 - Britannia
If a girl slapped you when you proposed to
her
Take it easy - Limca
Girl says NO!
Jor ka jhatka dhire se lage
- Mirinda
Those who succeed in love always say
We dream because we do -
Daewoo
If some one wants to write a love letter to
his girlfriend
Likho script apna apna -
Rotomac.
If you love someone
Go get it - Visa power.
Boy riding a bike with neighbour's girl
Neighbours envy owner's pride
- Onida.
Not satisfied with your date
Yeh dil mangey more - Pepsi.
A guy having a number of girl friends
The Complete Man - Raymonds.
A smart girl having a number of boyfriends
Yeh hai hamara suraksha chakra
- Colgate.
For those lost in love
Har shaam ka sathi, main aur mera
- Bagpiper Whisky.
For a guy or gal who hasn't yet found one
Dhoondte reh jaoge - Surf
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