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a ritual
which should end with the groom asking:
"And do you understand that from
this moment on, you will be always be
wrong?"; |
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a rite which a punditji
should perform at no charge - don't
they say that you shouldn't profit by
other people's mistakes? |
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a union
which is in full bloom when the husband
knows what to remember and his wife
understands what to forget |
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is the
only permit taken out after the hunt
is over |
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the triumph
of hope over experience |
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is achieved
when silence between two people is comfortable;
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is when a husband
can determine when his wife comes to
the end of one argument and begins the
next; |
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one in which a woman
gives the best years of her life to
the man that made them so; |
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is not so much finding
the right person - but being the right
person; |
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is best assured when,
instead of looking at each other, the
two look out in the same direction;
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is when either party
is good at taking orders |
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is like
the pleasure experienced when getting
into a warm bath - after a while it's
not so hot |
Definitions
related to marriage
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the person
who is the first to put her foot down
after being carried across the threshold;
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a woman who looks
happy but isn't - the look is the triumph;
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a woman who wants
a man to make little advances to her
during courtship and large advances
after marriage |
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a virtue
which is formed in youth and reformed
by marriage |
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a person
who feels that divorce should cost more
than a marriage - because it's worth
much more |
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the only
place where divorce comes before marriage |
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